Dear Mischter Bresident Reagan and all die other United
Spassvögel of Amerika
We actually have no Ahnig whether you are toujours beschäftigt
with fighting against the Indianer, the Irakaner, the Olivianer, the
Kubianer, the Afghaner and the Vietnamer.But anyway, we have to warn ju
Bicause of sö Sekurity that
the ledschendary and oneandonly, donky-farming, truck-flicking and
HEINZ D. KILBI
is coming to your land next Manet. He comes in peace, eigentli just bikos his Bony
is öuver the ocean (his Bony is the Isa, that you know!) and
he wants her back on the Mountain of Rengg. So you Joggis better not
think he's e Terrorischt oder Saddamischt or something. He is coming
with sö Airplane, but (as he seit), he doesn't Flüg
himself. Auso, when he arrives, don't say him he söug take his
shoes off and his Fingerprints are olredy on se Polizeiboschte
Entlebuch, you can ask Boulet Ämenegger.
Idealerwiis, you have e ordli Harmonie-Music parat for a little
Empfangs-Ständli and watch that your Cöuntry makes a
little bit a Gattig, you! End say the Inidianers the should
not shoot on Heinz with their Pfiiuboge bicause he don^t l ike this.
And rüscht a very many of Papir-Sacks, when you want that he
always has his Beer in soeinem wenn he goes on the Street!
When your are not nice, he maybe will attack your with his
Sprängbüchs and a Päckli of Women-Farts and
then you can look for you!
Greetings from le Valley of Entlebuch
Freedli, Friends, Hill-Dee, M-C, Detonation-Master
L. and our Mänädscher Ruud Miller
P.S.: Can you tell Elvis Bresly a greeting? His Single "Love Me Tender"
in the Jukebox of the Restaurant Gfellen has a Kratzer and he söug
send us a new. The old, we can "Retööörn To Sender".